The Badass Club
March 18, 2008 · Print This Article
By Tracie Nelson
San Luis Obispo, Cali
I’ve been working on a short list of things that will automatically classify a person as a “badass”:
1. Person has blood stains on their bike
2. Person has raced in the snow
3. Person has done a DH race on a hardtail
Hello, Badass Club! Okay, so what if I did do #3 really, REALLY horribly, and maybe the course really wasn’t THAT challenging as far as downhills go, but the fact that I competed in something that involved hurling yourself down a rocky ledge and am not currently sporting a BODY CAST – well, I’m pretty proud.
Keysville was bitchin’.
Here’s a quick summary:
1. Short track is the bomb. My teeth were bleeding and I had snot coming out of my eyes but it was all worth it when I started lapping old fat guys.
2. I’ve never been so cold in my life! My sleeping bag became my new best friend and we snuggled the day away. I devised a plan to cut arm and leg holes in Cuddly the Sleeping Bag and wear him in my XC race. I also considered carrying him up to the top of the DH course to keep me warm while I waited for my start. (As an added bonus I could strap Cuddly to my back for the way down as body armor.)
3. Pint glasses are better prizes than t-shirts.
4. I’m so sore I can hardly walk.
5. Next time I camp out at a race I will solicit a camping swan-yer (how the heck do you spell that word?) to cook hot meals, provide body massages, and service my bike. Applications are currently being accepted. Vollunteer basis only, must provide own tent and transportation.
6. I kicked ass. Knobbies are my mojo.
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